I want my lunch, yet I want to update this before then. Then is in 15 minutes. Now 14.
To complete the post in the time necessary, I have decided to take a cheap shot at something everyone seems to either accept and almost ignore, despite the fact that it factors greatly in their lives.
Religions should chuff off and take a bowl of my chode for the journey to snack 'ponst.
I mean really. What the hell (see what i did there?) is their problem? I mean believing in something is all fine and dandy. I mean I completely believe that I shall live forever. If I were to have a rational argument with someone, then the conversation would probably go something like this.
GAME OVER - "I will live forever."
Religous - "Prove it."
GAME OVER - "It cannot be proved, you just have to believe it."
Religous - "You can't just say you have to believe, you have to prove it. Just saying that something is true puts the onus of truth and proof on you to come forwards with said truth and proof."
GAME OVER - "You mean like your religion?"
Religous - "I hate you."
At this point I would normally hand them a ticket and tell them to get in line with all the other Religous persons. I shall not though.
HOWEVER, were I to switch the roles around, the conversation might go a little something like this.
Religous - "I believe I shall live forever in the kingdom of God."
GAME OVER - "Not only are you wrong, but I call upon you to prove your claims."
Religous - "It cannot be proven, you must believe in the power of something that is three things at once, yet one thing the whole time. You must put your faith in Jesus to be saved."
GAME OVER - "So you cannot prove what you are saying, yet you are telling me that it is the truth?"
Religous - "Presactly."
GAME OVER - "I hate you."
Religous - "I will always love you as the Lord Jesus does."
GAME OVER - "If he loves me, then I can let him go, and he will come back? Does he love me enough to accept me into heaven without accepting him as the one true god?"
Religous - "I hate you."
These are ACTUAL FACTUAL conversations that I have encountered by religions. As you see I am mainly going on about Christianity, simply because it is the one I know most about. I have heard talk of people going easy on the Muslims due to the possibility of uprisings. Hmmm... The Crusades anyone? Those Christian guys were straight in there converting the "unbelievers".
The Muslims seem to have equally crazy ideas. I mean women have to wear a sheet like some kind of 1920's minstrel bands' stand in ghost.
STOP WITH THE IDIOCY. You do realise you are killing humanity don't you?
What kind of God sets a time limit to Armageddon? Think about it. If your a Catholic, and you are LITERALLY JUST BORN when the second coming of christ occurs, you are well and truly boned. I mean you could not have been baptised in that small amount of time, nor christened. You would be going STRAIGHT TO HELL. For a decision you did not make.
Way to go oh "loving one".
The fundaMENTALists are the worst though. The ones that think the bible is literally true, and that god put mineral and oil deposits in the ground and put the dinosaur skeletons there to "fool us". Check these guys out. These are transcripts from a fundamentalist websites. Actors have been used to protect the morans.
If Atheists ruled the world
Im 21 seconds over my timelimit.